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Bulgarian Ultra Cricket

A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.

The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.
Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run
by Tetheas September 8, 2010
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space-cricket

A cricket from the outer depths of space, from the planet Insectatron 78. They have pointy little teeth, but they don't eat babies (much).
Holy cow, here comes a space-cricket!
by Ryan February 11, 2004
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cricket

"so uh..how about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
by lioncage1 December 9, 2008
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cricket

An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.

The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.

The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.

There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
English Gentleman: "hey john wayne, want to join our cricket team?"

John Wayne: "no sir, I do not"
by spleen2006 May 21, 2006
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cricket

A game in which the aussies rule at it and everyone else is jealous as f**k with the aussies

its also heaps boring and basketball is better
not those aussie cunts again!
yes. it is us. we own u in cricket!
by *Aussiebizkits* January 30, 2008
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Cooter Crickets

ML has some sick ass cooter crabs.
by B.Schiff and ML February 26, 2005
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moon cricket

A magical woodland creature equivalent to a horse, which fairy's ride at night.
When i spotted the fairy, she was riding a moon cricket off into the night.
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