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Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
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Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023
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craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.
i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents
by iishark May 9, 2022
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Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig
by Big Jenny November 23, 2021
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Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.
I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.
by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021
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Craig

A 9 year old boy in a cartoon movie named South Park, wears blue and constantly holds up the middle finger towards the principled
Mr Mackey: Hey Craig, why do you always get sent to the principle office MKAY?!
Craig: Holds up middle finger
Mr mackey: Did you just do that to me Mkay?
by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023
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Craig mann

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby
by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020
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