When you have one night stand sex with a cougar or when your suffering from cougaritis condition and you have buyers remorse,feel guilty of being with a woman that may be twice your age and feel bad that you did.
by broken dreams nyc July 5, 2008

A male 17+ that has over sized arms and shoulders that has low
or "adjustable" standards. Usually heard uttering the phrase "who am I to deny that hot older broad pleasure?"
or "adjustable" standards. Usually heard uttering the phrase "who am I to deny that hot older broad pleasure?"
Aston Moore or any other young, fit male would be cougar bait would be subject to a Cougar Prey MILF yummy mummy
by Scott Dill June 20, 2006

one of the most satisfying additions to anyone's strange ass profile. essentially, a woman who is significantly older than you. She should be smoke and capable at, the very least of picking up your bar tab, then taking you home for a session of mistake making.
by doc. July 13, 2006

Young single men who flaunt their sexuality while trying to hook up with young single women when in actuality they end up taking home a cougar.
by johnjack October 29, 2003

A cougar nail is when one nail length greatly exceeds the length of all other fingernails. Most commonly seen among thumb nails. Also known as a crack nail.
by I<3cougarnails. July 9, 2009

by cbi December 23, 2004

Middle aged man who is some what a know it all, who thinks he is a martial arts expert but would easily get his ass kicked by a child.
This guy wanted to fight me so I punched him in the guts and said piss off Macca you Australian cougar.
by Eggbell January 26, 2007
