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cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.
by Mislbays June 2, 2016
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cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
by Slothfather February 27, 2017
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cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
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Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.
He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.
by stinkydinker February 12, 2018
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Cotton

Another name for a “tampon” as in a wad of cotton used for menstruating.
excuse me baby. I need to go swap my “cotton”.
by Basismskister January 7, 2019
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Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!
Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!
by Sabine666 February 26, 2019
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Cotton teeth

Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth
Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!
by Whooday F. McNutty March 16, 2019
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