cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

Coon Clubber

Coon-an insulting word for a black person

Coon clubber - a racist who beats African Americans

That boy Tommy is a coon clubber

by DaRussianBadger June 25, 2017

Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

Snow-Coon

A Jew or Caucasian who promotes racism against Jews or Caucasians.

Joe Biden is a snow-coon.

by Thystle April 26, 2021

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018