Coitus Companions

A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.

"Yo! Chris and Khia are more like coitus companions instead of fuck buddies."

by The Mad Crazy Hatter June 9, 2013

evening companion

The person you spend time with on a particular evening.

I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.

by baked-lit-chick January 16, 2016

phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .

Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?

by cool brezze September 1, 2016

Cum Compactor

The process when ejaculating in a female's ass. Then she claps her ass cheeks.

Right after anal, she did a cum compactor.

by Sirchupurs July 16, 2016

brain company

when one is receiving fellatio and a second fellator joined, they are said to be keeping each other in 'brain company'

Dude, Tonya was just watching the whole time, until her and Andrea formed The Brain Company

by definitelynotrussell January 17, 2017

The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.

Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

The Compartment Syndrome

A serious medical condition resulting from increased pressure within a muscle compartment most commonly presenting in the fore or hind limbs.

"EMS, can you tell me why you called the ambulance today?"
"A tree limb hit my hind limb and the pain has become excruciating!"
" You may have The Compartment Syndrome, lets get you to the hospital."

by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019