Vacuum cleaner

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

Clean-up

Clean-up is when your man licks you clean after sex. This would include sucking up all bodily secretions from both participants. Yum, Yum!

After he cums inside you he will perform the Clean-up procedure by going down on you and licking and sucking up
all secretions left behind.

by LaceyLove and MrXDillinger April 26, 2011

clean-up aisle 9

This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.

A clean-up aisle 9 can be called anytime someone busts a wet sounding fart.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

cleancut

a man who looks professional or cleanshaven, meaning no facial hair and sometimes no hair on his head either.

The new guy in the building is very cleancut and handsome.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008