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Christian

A selfish asshole who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. Enjoys flirting with other girls to make his girlfriend jealous, and sits on his computer playing League of Legends all day. Only dates girls that are easy, and have low self esteem so that he can boost his ego and get some action. Abuses women, but gets away with it because of his good looks and charming sense of humor and personality.
You don't ever want to end up being like Christian.
by Annoyed girl September 16, 2014
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Christian

One with an unusually small cock.
"Damn is that a tic tac!"

"No, it's just Christian's penis."
by #reallife October 12, 2011
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Christianity

The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...
Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.
by Andrew Shadrix January 21, 2008
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The Christian

A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.
Man i just contracted herpes, maaaan, i caught The Christian
by swag kidd October 11, 2011
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Christianity

Christianity is a cult, not a religion.
by devils_lettuce January 10, 2021
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Christianity

A religion so insipidly retarded that a 5 year old could drink a can of alphabet soup and shit out a more believable story than the bible
If it's 2021 and you still want a government based on Christianity, you're a fucking idiot and should seek help
by redgrave1093 May 26, 2021
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Christian

Bad and Boujie. A female that knows how to get and keep what she wants, she will be the realest person on your team. A go getter! A keeper. One of a kind!!
Christian is infuckwitable.
by Amazinglee March 13, 2017
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