Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".

Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.

by Mr Casual May 18, 2006

Chocolate Ice

The greatest White Rapper to ever live.. Useually found in the nothern states like Wisconsin or Minessota, he will out rap you any time of the day and at all parties.. all the ladies love chocolate ice and all the guys are scared of him

That dude just chocolate iced that bitch

by ImAMaverick November 13, 2011

chocolate thief

Euphemism for gay.

You are such a chocolate thief.

by C4isBad November 3, 2004

Chocolate Revenge

(Only applicable to females and homosexuals.) Noun. The act of attending a party, and taking laxatives and drinking large quantities of water 1-5 minutes prior, and then show up pretending to be intoxicated. One then proceeds to flirt profusely with a male who has deeply wronged you, or whom you simply despise, and begins to lure him to a secluded area, where one proceeds to encourage strictly anal sex. Once he is in, you proceed to let loose your bowel movement that has been building up the past 15-30 minutes. As a result, the object of your hatred is sprayed and ideally becomes covered with runny fecal matter, and quite possibly develops a severe bladder infection.

"Aw, dude, i got a bladder infection after Mary Anne pulled a Chocolate Revenge on me for nailing and bailing on her sister."

" You should have seen the look on Todd's face after I took my Chocolate Revenge on him last night."

by Kenny Glass January 22, 2009

dark chocolate

an INCREDIBLY sexy, very dark-skinned black man.

Girl#1:"Wesley Snipes is SOOOOOOOO HOOOTTTT!!"
Girl#2:"That's cuz he's dark chocolate!"

by vanilla_fudge February 3, 2010

Chocolate Rain

Song by some guy named Tay Zonday. Completely took over the featured video listing on YouTube.

(Some rights reserved under Creative Commons's Liscense)

In Chocolate Rain, he moves away from the mic to breathe in. Seriously.

by Dave8998 August 3, 2007

Chocolate Rain

Shitting so hard that your toilet turns into a small African American fellow with a deep voice and starts singing a song.

Taco gave me Chocolate Rain last night!

by Pseodonym666 July 8, 2016