Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010

chode butter

Sweat originating from the scrotum of males (ball sweat)

When I tea bag Brett's mom, she loves to lick my chode butter.

by Enrique Villareal January 25, 2003

chobber

idiot,wanker as in Knobber chobber

waht a chobber
You knobber chobber

by tommy toe poker October 22, 2003

chobs

when a guy has a little tufty tash on his chin just below his bottom lip which looks like chin pubes!

jill:ryan wat the fuk is that on your chin?
ryan:wat u mean. i just like to be different!
jill:they look like chin pubes, shorter name for it chobs! is it cause u got a subaru?
ryan:no i got a panda!

by jill x x buckley March 27, 2009

beef chode

A dick that is wider than long. Like Farve from Super Troopers.

Ew. That guy has a fucking chode.

by Jared Bishop June 15, 2004

Chode 1

A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.

Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!

by Jaodely Huars A Cuheordee December 9, 2008

chode rocker

Someone who believes they are above another person just because they have an abundance of muscles and think mainly about who they can rock next on their dick.

frat boys, meatheads, slugs, and bro's are all considered 'chode rockers'.

While i was waiting to get into the club, this total chode rocker pushed in front of me. He thought just because he had some hot skinny girl on his arm and bigger arms than me that he could take my place in line. Fuck those chode rockers.

by Paul Rabinowitz July 5, 2006