Dirty Chanice

When you're willing to have sex with any guy, but are a slight bit of an ignorant woman who will engage in one-time sexual engagement

"Do you want to have sex with me?"
"Sure but due to the dirty chanice code, I might ask you to go home later"

by patheticwhiteboy July 20, 2021

chance

the inner part of any buthole....it makes the ass stink really bad.....its also the meaning of a giraffe with bad breath -chance!

wow that giraffe stinks like chance

by graham cmapbell January 18, 2008

chance

1. Fucking something up royally

2. Failing in epic proportions

3. Derogatory name for someone being stupid

Somebody just tripped and broke a multi-million dollar project.

Wow you really chanced that one!!!

Way to go, chance.

by awesomo2000 July 2, 2008

chaunce

the act of cumming prematurely in an inopportune moment

I played the new call of duty and I chaunced EVERYWHERE

by darcarella8 January 26, 2011

Chaunce

A term written in many an AIM conversation in order to provide a transition from one topic to the next. Most often used when one conversator is boring the other to the point of lyrical suicide.

Male: So yeah, I was like WOW look at those melons. I just wanted to like touch them and or baste them with my main "member".
Female: Oh Chaunce, did you see The Iron Chef Last Night...I was wondering who took home the crown.

by Ashton Bland October 25, 2006

fat chance

The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.

That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.

by nucleus May 31, 2004

chaunce

as a verb; the act of smoking marijuana.
or a noun; delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.

if somebody asks what you did last night, "CHAUNCE!"

while "It's chaunce o'clock" may be code to break up a fat bowl,
bong, joint, blunt, vaporizer, or brownies...

"dude i'm so chaunced right now" may immediately follow.

by Supreme Chauncellor November 22, 2007