Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal

Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)

by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011

Cereal

A form of breakfast meant to be refrigerated.

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.

by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011

Cerealbox

The name given to one whose face is such lacking in any recognisable feature as to be redolent of the inside of a cereal box. Appearance as boring, bland, foetal.

"Roberts is such a cereal box, even his mother can't remember what he looks like"

"Can you describe the assailant Madam?

I'm afraid not Officer, he was rather a cerealbox"

by P. Rostate January 10, 2012

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012

Cereal

Another word for saying Serious.

Are you cereal!!

by Shadowboy February 27, 2014

Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

cerealicious

cerealicious means something which is made from cereal and delicious to eat..

I prefer to take cerealicious for breakfast.

by arastar November 26, 2014