Catmus

A very far unknown country. It is unknown to the point it is not on google or google maps.

Person 1: Hey! Where are you from?
Person 2: I am from Catmus
Person 1 : Huh, I've never heard of that before

by Kitahe Samni May 24, 2022

Sweaty Cactus

When a woman forgets to shave her vaginal area, and it is quite sweaty.

OUCCHHH that hurts my genitalia, your sweaty cactus is rubbin my penis!!!!S

by ttbk January 16, 2010

Your some cactus!

To describe a person who has performed a idiotic act and remains ignorant to the foolishness of their actions.

Johnny has just tried to throw a pizza into the oven from a distance of 5 metres. Mid-flight, the toppings fall off.

Johnny, YOUR SOME CACTUS!

by Sean Gallagher January 14, 2008

Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

Cactus Fuck

Holding a cactus plant or part of a cactus that resembles a penis close or up to the pelvis while clothed and moving the pelvis area like you are humping a person and/or an object. Another succesful way to cactus fuck is to move your hand around but not touching any part of the cactus in the motion of masturbating

Cactus Fucker- Haha Look. What does this look like?

Friend- Eew stop cactus fucking!

by Kameroon June 20, 2009

cactus porn

Cactus porn is when a woman inserts a small cactus plant into her vagina.

"Ah, I'm just going to watch some cactus porn"

by cacty April 24, 2014