by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023

by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt
"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"
by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

by madog2006 January 12, 2020

Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.
by HBO max November 24, 2021

carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
carson: YOU DID IT!!!
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022

mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again
carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
by bessy1234 March 28, 2019
