carpet muching

The wrong way to spell carpet munching

I ment to spell carpet munching but I spelt carpet muching

by Roobee Toozday June 21, 2016

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

Pink carpet

When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet

Lorraine pulled her thong to the side and rolled out her pink carpet for my grand entrance

by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013

Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010

gypsy carpet

The carpet blocks found in Portal Knights reminiscent patterns to gypsy carpets in real life. When broken the player becomes cursed with bad luck.

Cory: Where have my chests gone?

Rhys: Did you break Durk' s Gypsy carpet?
Cory:Yeah Why?
Adam: Mate that shit curses you with bad luck. Better go replace it and appease the gypsy devil

Cory:Never mind I just died

by BigDaddyDouglas June 9, 2018

carpet beater

In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.

(Basically a Victorian hoover)

I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater

by imwaycoolerthanyou1 July 17, 2022

Carpet Bid

The act of a fraternity giving out bids to simply anyone interested in rushing.

Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.

by Pledge Master September 18, 2018