by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023
Get the douche canoemug. 
Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.
Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.
by Sassenach March 14, 2025
Get the Douche Canoemug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021
Get the Jorge canomug. When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
by Lilapowers June 17, 2018
Get the Douche Canoemug. A slur often used by cano supporters. Directed at weaked headed minds who cannot handle sexy short italian men who happen to be racist.
by iamthesam June 13, 2022
Get the Canomug.