Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.
Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011
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Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.
"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"
by Kinty The Cat March 08, 2014
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chippawa canoe

when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.
she gave me a blumpkin! but, she told me i was going to have ride the chippawa canoe later.
by thedb63 November 03, 2020
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Ethiopian Canoe

A typical black pocket comb with no handle turned upside down.
Dude, your bed head is out of control! You can use my Ethiopian Canoe.
by Pudd of Rudd June 21, 2025
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canoeing

When you are smoking a joint, blunt, cig etc. and the ember starts to just move down the side of it.
"Dude, spin the blunt when you hit it, it's canoeing."
by jay17305 April 28, 2016
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canoeing

when smoking a joint or blunt and it only burns on the inside of the paper, but somehow leaving most of the paper unburnt, this can be fixed by burning the excess paper.

this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.
man this joint is canoeing!
by shrekonice69 June 19, 2025
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Doge canoe

Elon Musk and any of his acolytes.
So what did the Doge canoe have to say today?

The doge canoe is paying voters to vote.
by Larry Loon March 30, 2025
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