Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023
Get the trucker candymug. by didegerdoo2112 November 1, 2019
Get the Nose Candymug. A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
by St0rmrider November 1, 2017
Get the candy taxmug. Someone who is a victim of/ or repeat target for rape and manipulation in prison, or within society at large.
by Charlie Amherst December 8, 2013
Get the prison candymug. Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.
Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.
Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.
by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010
Get the closet candymug. You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
by Bretsus December 7, 2011
Get the Candy Canusmug. by DustyBrown September 7, 2013
Get the Corn Candymug.