Pussy Burp

When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.

So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.

Woman: Oh, my! I drank my root beer too fast. But I don't want to burp, or fart. I know! *shoves thumb in ass* BRRRAAAAPPPPP! Ahh! That was the best pussy burp I've ever had!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -

Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef!

by Trace the Master March 4, 2009

burp

if you do this you are disgusting

guy 1:*burps*
guy 2:The fuck was that John?!

by TV_Headed boi May 22, 2018

sicky burp

when you burp quite hard and u think u mite follow thru with puke, sometimes you actually do!

burp bleugh!

by hannah rahim February 16, 2004

vaginal yeast burp

A.K.A. Queef. This is the overwhelmingly horrifically smelling expulsion of gas from the vaginal cavity of some woman, probably a whore, mentally retarded gimp, or a nigger.

What a dumb nigger bitch! She just queefed all over that bail of cotton. Masa gonna give us a whoopin'.
P.S. It done smell like fried chicken and grits. Let's go lynch her for being a dumb nigger whore!

by Dr. Pussy-Clock February 26, 2005

burkhardt

the act of being an ass- basket, as-clown, and/or boob.

Wow, Steve just grabbed my girlfriend's ass, what a burkhardt.

by boob May 13, 2005

burpese

The secret language between Jessica L. and Christina H. composed of the widest variety of belches known to man. This language is known to demasculinate any man within ear shot, which is about half a mile. Originated in Boone, NC.

Jessica: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp."
Christina: "Belllllllllllllllllllch Uh Brp."
Jessica: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb bulllllp."
Observing Male: "Damn they burp like men...better than any man I've heard!!"

by A. Nanni Moose January 8, 2004

burp

Not so intelligent person, a slow, sloth like way of thought. Acting dumb/acting a fool, "The Slowskis"

Dude, you were such a fucking burp at that party last light. Some burp-ass fool cut me off on the road. When I am drunk I act like a real burp

by fushiabullet August 20, 2006