The brain wasting disease causative of broliferation at large. Symptoms include chronic surfing disorder (C.S.D.), compulsive 24 pack purchasing (C.T.F.P.P.), and the often deadly D.M.B. Levels of infection are pandemic in Southern California where brave brolio patients can be heard loudly exhalting eachother to the level of a particular women's undergarment, but sadly the symptoms are often overlooked or misdiagnosed as marijuana addiction and failing any early detection this disease is almost always fatal.
Worried Parent: Doctor, is there any news?
Doctor: I'm afraid young Keanu has contracted Brolio. He may only have 60 years to live. I'm very sorry.
Worried Parent: Like, whoa! I just totally thought he was a pot-head bra! Noweigh!
Doctor: I'm afraid young Keanu has contracted Brolio. He may only have 60 years to live. I'm very sorry.
Worried Parent: Like, whoa! I just totally thought he was a pot-head bra! Noweigh!
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Post brexit scare stories made up by hand wringing leftie whingers who can't accept the result of a government referendum.
"It says in the Grauniad that everyone will get cancer very soon due to brexit, sounds like another load of brollocks to me"
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You have been out on the razz in town. You are running for the last train home. As you come down the stairs, you drop your keys.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.
by All-Bar-Bollocks March 4, 2008
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by Julio LikesIt June 12, 2008
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Guy2: Dude just gave this chick a good old bollock banging last night.
Guy1: Nice one bro!
Guy2: Dude just gave this chick a good old bollock banging last night.
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Friend 1: Hey, did Shannon ride the toboggan or the saucer during the snowstorm yesterday?
Friend 2: No man, she just stayed inside and rode the brillo sled with Kevin!
Friend 2: No man, she just stayed inside and rode the brillo sled with Kevin!
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