Step Bro

A guy who is not a blood relative therefore there is no risk of genetic mutations

Lucy is stuck in the sink cabinet and starts yelling for help. Ashton, her step bro, runs to the bathroom to see what all the yelling is about. He sees that his step sister is stuck, but in the position that she’s in, he notices that she’s got cake. Lucy was only wearing a blouse and short skirt with a very visible black lace thong. Ashton grabs her booty and massages it with his fingers. He then lowers the skirt, plays with the thong, and shoves his finger up her entering. Lucy lets out a loud yelp. “WhAt ArE yOu DoInG sTeP bRo?” She says. Ashton lowers her thong and starts playing with her clitoris with his left hand while jacking off with his right hand. Lucy is moaning in pleasure and suddenly, her insides feel like they exploded as her step bro pounds her. Lucy says in between her moans, “Did you use protection?” Ashton replies, “no risk of genetic mutation here” Ashton continues to pound her until the cabinet breaks and Lucy is now free.

by DaddyMints July 21, 2020

Bro Job

A blowjob, but between two bros.

Hey man, no bromo, but do you want a bro job?

by C-3PBro October 20, 2017

Bro job

v. When two bros decide they need to relieve the stress in their respective "Bro sticks" by initiating the act of oral stimulation. Different from a "Blow job" the bro job is named as such to keep the relationship between the bros heterosexual.

Chad: "Dude, my bro stick is full of brotein"

Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"

by MayorOfFlavourtown November 11, 2017

Step Bro

A Pervy boy who likes to watch his sister master bate. When she catches him he fucks her to keep her quiet. They are usually scrawny and have a finely trimmed bush

Girl: What are u doing Step Bro
Boy: I’ll do anything to keep you quiet.

30 minutes later
OHHHH GAAHD I FEEL IT IN MY STOMACH

by MCALHWS February 6, 2019

Bro circle

An all-male group session, usually at the beach, characterized by bro like, or borderline homosexual behavior while partaking in listening to jack johnson, dave matthews and using copious amounts of dip and/or marijuana

bro 1: hey man after lax prac lets hit up the shore and have a bro circle

bro 2: sweet brah, let me get my birkenstocks and wintergreen skoal

by Brodaddy February 15, 2009

bro crab

A bro-type move that expresses aggression without actually carrying out any physical harm or getting into a fight. It is characterized by popping your collar, raising both arms behind and slightly above your head, and shaping your hands to look like crab claws. Then, simultaneously, you lean your body towards your bro and aggressively say, "Bro!, Bro!". With every instance of "Bro!", you get louder and flare your claws more and more.

Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).

Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.

Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.

Guy: Dude, let's get the attention of those fems through some bro crabbing.

...the guys bro crab...

Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!

by Miguel-DC May 17, 2010

Bro God

Also spelled BroGod, refers to one of your more closer "Bro's"

Y'all all my bro's but this nigga right here the Bro god

by Kokokoji March 3, 2014