Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey

Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey

by ki5man September 14, 2015

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beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

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Mexican Breath

Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito

See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.

by lolusuq January 10, 2016

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ass breather

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.

Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.

by huihbsd May 14, 2016

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lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.

While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.

by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016

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