brain burp

When an irrelevant comment slips through the mouth before the brain has a chance to filter it.

Example:
"So if the government wants to fix this situation there going to have to-"

"Bananas are great"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Sorry, brain burp."

by Triangle Jeff November 12, 2013

brain girlfriend

A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.

"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".

by Cruisingm April 30, 2014

Brain hole

The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.

"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"

"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."

by Fuckthatguy July 24, 2015

brain afk

When you are trying to think of somebody and space out while doing so

wait, he's right there, I must have had a brain afk moment

by Sevcraft February 15, 2021

Brain dump

The act of recalling old information about a subject or a concept and writing it all down on a piece of paper to help you remember and memorize it.

During the test, I always brain dump everything that I can remember so I don't have to recall as much information.

by Dr. Sah January 15, 2021

Crusty Brain

Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!

She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved

by Fuzzy May 5, 2003

Audible Brain Fart

The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".

Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."

Me: Hey Coach

Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?

Me: Yeah, I think I'm-

Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.

Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).

by 556677NK March 8, 2010