Brande

Brande is someone who loves their privacy and needs there space if you ever cross a Brande it’s up and it’s stuck forever . They have a money fetish and are allergic to bullshit . Most Brande’s are caring and always there if you reach out to them first . They can be labeled as crazy when pushed to that point otherwise they are very cool, calm and collective people. They may be the most attractive out of their friends .

Him: That Brande is so energetic and silly !
Her: Yeah, thats my Brande.

by Darius tagidale March 27, 2024

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.

Brande is a giver not a taker.

by anonymous July 17, 2023

I’m A Brand

when someone completely loses their sense of humour because it doesn’t fit in with their personal brand

“I’m a brand and my YouTube channel “Andrew On Glue” could be completely destroyed if that joke is associated with my brand”

by seanalfred January 31, 2021

hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.

"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"

by panda porn December 17, 2011

Off-Brand

When something gets inspired off of an original brand. The company then starts to make the brand they wanted and steal the design from that other brand they copy. (example: Dr. Thunder is ripped off of Dr. Pepper)

Ryan: Hey D, What you up to?
Dean: Nothing much, bro...
Ryan: I was hired to a company that makes Crunch-Kats!
Dean: Whats that?
Ryan: A chocolate Wafer Bar
Dean: Are you f-cking serious? That's an off-brand!

by HiGuyzItzMeh January 7, 2021