Phish-show Bored

A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".

Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.

by dreadiehead426 November 24, 2011

i'm bored as fuck

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

Man Over Bored

Punk Rock from Northern Ireland

Man Over Bored started in the summer of 2003 as “The NEDs.” It consisted of; Michael Borland, Ewen Friers, Lucain Wilson and Conor Ramage but in the summer of 2004 something happened and Ethan Harman joined the band as the new drummer. There are some opinions on why Lucain is no longer part of the band and we would like to say that there are no hard feelings on our side. We play a type of music that balances on the line of Punk and Punk Rock. The bands name went from “the NEDs” to “the Threat” to its present, “Man Over Bored."

by A fan May 13, 2005

I'm bored

"Hi bored, I'm dad!"

Son:"I'm bored"
Dad:"hi bored, I'm dad!"

by Crosx April 15, 2020

Bored With Cereal

A band that's consist of four members. Thomas(vocals), Chris(guitar), Séamus(bass) and Astoundo(drums). They recently won the Sandford Park Battle of the Bands much to the dismay of some guy backstage who no one really likes.

Hey, do you like Bored With Cereal?

by Biblo February 15, 2005

boreder

being more bored than bored

"hahahaha. woww. thats like boreder than bored" - Jessica F

by Panda` October 23, 2007