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Row A Boat

The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.
I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!

There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.
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Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.
"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"
by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017
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boat cake

A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.
The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.
by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019
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Threw a boat

By definition a "boat" is a term to describe a maritime vessel to transport cargo and people. In the stock world when you "throw a boat" at a trade you are in essence placing a stock trade in the magnitude of a normal persons yearly salary. To describe the magnitude of a trade, a person could name a type of boat to indicate the actual size of a trade.
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a boat at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw an aircraft carrier at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a fleet at it
by TPT Chu November 17, 2018
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023
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Spaceship Boat

(spayse-sheep-boat) n.
A spaceship boat is a type of water craft originaly created for the movie 2012 that came out in 2009.

This type of water craft is typically associated with redneck rage, as many of the southern persuation dislike advanced technology to a high degree. they express their dislike quite openly.

they are large Submarine type boats that can be seen as a spaceship like craft. Otherwise
a redneck might say
(ex. "THOSE PEOPLE AND THEIR GOD DAMN SPACESHIP BOAT!")
by WeStrikeAgain January 6, 2010
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