wash board

making a person feel like their drowning

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth

wash board by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011

Pelican Board 

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

Pelican Board by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003

makeupalley cafe' board 

Yet another lame definition written by someone with an axe to grind (see: beautybash)

The cafe is the message board for any/all topics. There are some great and helpful women there. And all are welcome, as long as they don't start trouble.

The Makeupalley cafe' board is a great way to kill time.

makeupalley cafe' board by nimble November 8, 2006

e-board 

The virtual keyboard used on HTC, iPhone, or other touchscreen mobile devices, like the iPad, iPod Touch, or other Android tablet devices.

I prefer not to type on the small e-board on my iPhone screen, so I just used an external bluetooth keyboard instead.

e-board by Legonro February 24, 2012

Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff 

keripuff hangs out there, therefore, it can only be the most fantasical place in this universe, and others we have yet to discover.

"keri hangs ooout @ teh Bubblehouse board!? It must b teh L337! Wo0tZors!"

Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff by keripuff June 3, 2003

mitch board 

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.

I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.

mitch board by joshy washy November 28, 2007

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

message board prostitute by BadHumor July 23, 2009