Blurp

Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.

"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"

by CD901928374885993 January 7, 2010

blurk

A lurker on a blog. (n)
To lurk and read a blog, but not comment (v)

I blurk on Dooce, but I am too shy to comment.

by pony May 13, 2005

blurt

When a male ejaculates in a comedy fashion. ALSO: the term can be used to describe a foolish person.

"Dude, I'm about to blurt"

"Hey blurt, where's me ganj?!"

by Monkeybuttpadje February 17, 2003

blurtter

The act of bursting one's blatter

Mr. Wonka drank too much wine, and since he couldn't find a bathroom, he blurttered.

by Sean Emer February 24, 2005

blurpwigus

having sex with a very large rat for more then 24 hr

i had some good blurpwigus with my friend VanKatwykJr

by erbus March 13, 2018

Blurple

The shitty cult of discords anniversary.

The blurple cult is so annoying, why must they do it instead of exactly on it's anniversary?

by OVuzS May 12, 2020

blurfing

Surfing blogs (a combination of blog + surfing).

I spent all night blurfing from one link to another.

by afillo May 28, 2007