blondepride1992

Awesomest blonde EVER...she will add you to her KILL list if you dont cooperate. Lawnmowers are often used by Her.

NEVER hug or kiss the same person as blondepride1992.

by blondepride1992 January 4, 2009

Bloggery

Blather and boring comments that some blogger enters in a blog without much thought, consideration or style. Blah Blah Blah posing as meaningful commentary.

Her newspaper columns are much better than her blog which slips into bloggery of the worst kind.

by Songpoet April 30, 2006

Platinum blonde

An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.

Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!

Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.

by BloodIsBlue August 6, 2018

blonde job

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job

Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!

by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010

hottentot blonde

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.

Amy Fadhli is a hottentot blonde past her prime.

by major_delmac April 4, 2005

blonded

When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.

*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"

by boonerlolsexpenis101 June 21, 2011

Logger Blogger

A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.

Shut up you stupid logger blogger!

by StNaAnKn July 29, 2004