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Mr. Big Dick 

1. A title given to a guy who's attitude exudes self confidence, an alpha male type presence, or an "I'm better than you but I don't feel the need to point it out" type aura.

This type of behavior is most common in short males when they are around their significant other.
Male 1: hey dude look at Matt over there.
Male 2: What do you mean?
Male 1: He's sitting over there like Mr. Big Dick with his arm over his girlfriend like that.
Male 2: Oh yea, but you know he's short and short guys need to like assert their dominance and whatnot...
Mr. Big Dick by Slyfer070 August 8, 2009
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sucks the big dick 

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.
When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

suck my big dick 

Why the fuck do you look this up bitch. You don't have a fucken dick you piece of shit.
suck my big dick by Fortnitebitch January 9, 2019

laslas big dick

plz get this in the urban dick sjovnary me boy. laslas big dick
laslas big dick by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019

Tired as a big dick bat 

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.
Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo 

An infamous card breaking participant that plays like a boss and is well endowed.
Josh Allen refractor for my guy Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo.

Virgil van big dick 

The most sexy the defender of all time
Virgil van big dick by BigDick004 February 3, 2021