beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.

The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.

by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022

bead corn

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners

Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.

by Hayyluv October 5, 2022

Bejat

The Indonesian of depraved. Used to call a super depraved bastard who piss ya off. Also, you can use this word to define a psychopath teacher who loves to torture you with heavy yet pointless assignments.

Honestly, that teacher is so 'bejat'. He couldn't stop spamming us assignments.

by Indignance November 1, 2022

beadtard

adjective • offensive old-fashioned
🔈 bi d-ˈtɑ r.dɪd

One that is so addicted to (beading) their brain slowly turns to (beads) eventually the brain turns Into a singular bead. At this point they are rendered incapacitated, only able to mutter the words "(Beads) are love, (Beads)are life."

Yeah man, Zoë is a lost cause. She just got a diagnosis of (beadtardism). Bless her (beady) little brain and bless her man Jake too. Hese basically dating a bead now.

by Danny Skaggs March 9, 2023

beadx

Something used to win scramble

In Scrabble I used beadx on my dad

by Eeeeeeegffh Helen Green held J August 4, 2023