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Epic Beard Man

Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.

EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.

The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

Random facts about EBM:

-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
Epic Beard Man: "Don't fuck with senior citizens, they're gonna surprise you once in a while"
by umar_i February 20, 2010
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Build-a-Bear

A Build-a-Bear is a man or person who lacks the basic ability to keep and maintain a healthy relationship. They often have much potential, but never seek it out. They lack common decency and are often looking for a booty call. They bring a person to love them and don’t have intentions to make it real.
“You still talkin to that Build-a-Bear?” “Girl, he’s a Build-a-Bear. Don’t waste your time or he will waste yours!” “You deserve so much better than a Build-a-Bear!”
by The Poet Hoe December 15, 2022
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Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
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A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.
Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?
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Yo bear?

Usually when you encounter a chick that is beat as fuck you would look over to your friend and pronounce "yo bear? When there is confusion in the beatness of the chick, a slight pause after "yo" may be used for emphasize. For example, "Yo.... Bear?" The term is not always used negatively however. When someone is in beast mode at work or beats the shit out of someone,they may be referred to as the bear, which of course means you can look over to your friend and say, "Yo bear? When these situations occuur. "Yo bear?" May simply be stated when you receive a present such as a Teddy Bear or possobly even your favorite candy.

"Yo bear" originated at a a party when the owner of the house tried going to bed while people were still at the party. She came out of her bedroom like a bear and was upset that people were being loud still partying. She announced opening the door, "You have awoken the bear." "Yo bear?" was pronounced by one of the lads at the party.
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"Yo... Bear?"
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Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!
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