fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".

Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."

by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009

calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

bean tunnel

The capacious fleshy tube atop which the bean sits.

I started off flicking the bean and then stuck a cucumber into the bean tunnel.

by skawars February 28, 2012

Bean Steamer

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Oh beans

What you say on place of a curse word around your very old relatives

Chad stubbed his toe on his grandma's wheelchair
Chad: Oh Beans!

by Volleyball24 December 21, 2019

bean bangler

A highly offensive racial slur for a person of Hispanic origin.

That's the same bean bangler who rakes my leaves!

by Bigfatbeanburrito September 8, 2011

Bro Beans

Synonym to the words: Bro, broseph, dude, homie, man or nigga. Made popular by Thad Castle from the hilarious television show Blue Mountain State.

Anything for you bro beans.

by Cambriass January 23, 2011