Boffel

1.A term used to mock someone who abuses LOL, ROFL, or any other term someone uses to laugh online.
2.A sarcastic reply for somthing not really funny.

That was soo funny,boffel.
Boffel roffel.
Haha lol boffel...

by NightFireGuy April 20, 2005

Tate Buffet

A restaurant in which patrons "dine" on tates in a sloppy and animalistic fashion. The "fine" dining establishment was created, built, and masterminded by none other than sole proprietor (and #1 customer) Jason P.

Jason always orders a side of dingleberries when he goes to the Tate Buffet for a late night snack.

by Agnes September 10, 2003

kentucky buffet

the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)

fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)

by van hellno March 1, 2011

Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012

Buffering

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.

fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.

by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009

Bffe

Best Friend For Ever

someone who has called you his/her Bffe considers you extremly close and among his inside group of friends

It can also be used in a sarcastic sense putting emphasis on how much they have a distaste for one another

Person no1:Fred Durst and Dj Lethal are Bffes

Person no2:Common knowledge

Person no1:Eminem hates Dj Lethal

Person no2:Man you kidding Eminem and Lethal are Bffes!

by Rojokeeed July 30, 2009

biffed

/bɪfd/

1. to be proved wrong when previously displaying a cocky attutude of being right.
2. Generally humiliated in some pride-before-a-fall kinda way
3. to be disappointed, gutted etsech

John was well biffed yesterday cos he asked Kayleigh out and she told him to fook off.

by Ghettoling August 6, 2010