Battle Mountain gumball

When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.

That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.

by grizzlygibb September 27, 2009

batman and robin

the gayest movie EVER

Soo fucking gay. Batman and Robing is the gayest shit of all time

by manningsgay September 24, 2006

Batman

A fictional character of DC Comics who resides in a fictional world known as Gotham City. By day he is Bruce Wayne; a popular and wealthy businessman that heads 'Wayne Enterprises'. By night he is the vigilante known as Batman; a man determined to rid the city of crime and avenge his parents' death doing it.

Batman works fine on his own, he doesn't need that pussy fruitcake Robin tagging along.

by TwentyFour December 3, 2007

dirty batman

n: a fart freshly caught in someones hand.

"I can't believe that guy threw a dirty batman in your face!"

by Bradd Jones October 9, 2008

Batmanning

Sacrificing yourself and your image in order to save someone else's feelings.

In order to help his girlfriend get over him, he decided he would resort to batmanning.

by Whtlightnin September 24, 2014

Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.

Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015

Battle Creek Central

A piss poor school that is practically living off of welfare and Kellogg funds. Good sports program but no one seems to graduate. Loses all their students to Lakeview because they were either expelled for fighting or bagged grass up and sold it as that bomber ass cheesecake kush. Practically 90% Blacks, 5% Thots, 5% White kids who mysteriously can say nigga.

“You wanna go to Battle Creek Central to watch the varsity game?”
“No Linda, remember we are fucking white”

by ChickenCockAndTatterTots June 28, 2019