Forbidden Bath Bomb

also known as committing toaster bath tub

It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB

by Jasian1028 February 28, 2020

Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.

Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"

by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020

Louisiana Bath Bomb

When you shit in the bathtub as you’re taking a bath

Last night I was to tired to get out of the bath so I dropped a Louisiana Bath Bomb

by Shave daddy May 18, 2021

Melanie Bath

A late-night bubble bath consisting of gay drunk people and Melanie Martinez music.

Person A: “Yo do y’all wanna have a Melanie Bath later?”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”

by Linklonk November 30, 2021

Sink bath

When, as an adult, you fill up the sink with warm water, and then put your butt in it.

The shower wasn't working so I took a sink bath.

by Sfalexi February 14, 2022

Bacon Bath

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.

I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

summer bath

When your kids come in contact with any type of water; swimming (pool) slip & slide, the sprinkler, water gun and it passes for a bath since they came in contact with water.

I guess the kids don’t need a bath tonight, they played on the slip n slide today, SUMMER BATH!!

by CLange August 19, 2023