bottom of the barrel

a term that describes the least desirable item to choose from when there are a number of things to choose from

rotton food is at the bottom of the barrel to choose from when you want something to eat

by lunar shadows August 16, 2004

a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

Barried

When one bypasses first base, going straight to second.

AKA Taking a girl off the market for his friends without actually getting with her.

Dude, I can't believe he barried that girl. What a douche.

by Teal Avenger June 6, 2011

Fuck Barrel

Noun
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.

Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.

Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."

Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."

Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."

Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."

by Colin Ohnemus December 12, 2008

barrel rolo

Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel.

Do a barrel rolo!

by rickrolo'd August 19, 2009

barrington middle school

this school in your local neighborhood lithia that is very very very cool. we get in a lot of fights by pulling each others shirts off or dragging each other by the hair. theres a lot of drama and several groups named for no reason. we love to bring Dunkin donuts to our school and talk crap behind peoples backs. we also love to break things in the bathrooms and classrooms. and most importantly build a line of gum outside on the track and make tik toks

barrington is so cool.
barrington middle school is so lit.

by someone that goes to a school March 27, 2019

The Barrier

The term given to a sausage used to prevent the juice from baked beans touching a fried egg. Obviously only to be used for people who don't like the two items of food mixed (unlike me).

Invented by Alan Partidge, who said that his Russian wife made a good fried breakfast, good, but not brilliant, because she doesn't use the sausage as a barrier.

"Ah, no, I didn't get a barrier in my fry-up!"
Recorded on a pen microphone: "The barrier."

by marfew March 14, 2007