Avengeancy

Avengeancy can only occur when one's girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), is slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer must have a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she can be identified, and must be driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. One must spend exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer will be found in an abandoned house in North Korea. One must sneak into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. This is Avengeancy.

"Man, the craziest thing just happened. My girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), was slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer had a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she could be identified, and was driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. I spent exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer was found in an abandoned house in North Korea. I snuck into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. It was classic Avengeancy."

by Roo Bradly July 26, 2009

Avery

She used to be shy but has changed to be an extremely talkative person. She secretly likes this guy who is a friend of hers, and she knows he will never like her back. Her friends drag her into drama and no matter how much she hates it she has to be friends with them. She loves her family and friends. She wishes she could be as pretty as everyone else but also wishes and didn’t care.

Avery(in her head): ugh y do I have to like him
Him: wait what did u need to ask me?
Avery: my friend needs help on the hw. I just need to txt it to her
Him(puts hand on phone while touching her hand):I’ll do it,
Avery(in her head) oh my god why
Friends: Avery likes himmmmm

by psistillloveu February 2, 2019

avery

THE BEST FUCKING GUYS YOU’LL EVER MEET. THEYRE SO CUTE AND SO SWEET OMG. IF YOU KNOW A GUY NAMED AVERY FUCKING KEEP THEM I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE 100X BETTER!! 💙💙💙

Hey did you see avery today?
OF COURSE OMG HE’S CUTE AHH

by urmomhahaxd November 7, 2019

aversly

a pretty chill guy who does the things that he does and gets the queen crimsons

person 1: aver got them queen crimsons
person 2: ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN

defined aversly is a word of being used to describe god

by james charles the man the myth October 27, 2020

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

The phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" actually appeared before the song, in the play "A Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams, and a poem by E.E. Cummings. The phrase is puzzling as it uses formal language ("vous" is the formal way to say "you") while describing an intimate act (the phrase literally means "Do you want to come to bed with me?"). This leads many to believe that the phrase is tied with prostitution.

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" is the formal way of saying "Would you like to come to bed with me this evening", as opposed to the informal "Veux-tu coucher avex moi".

by adamspa8 May 1, 2006

Avery

Y'all dumb mother fuckers. How dare you try and define the god almighty AVERY!? He can read your fucking MIND with his 32 foot DINGDONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically fuck you up! He will skull fuck you if you ever wrong him.

Guy 1-Last time I had an encounter with Avery, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
Guy2- Dude I think I am too, AGHHHH.
Avery- Never wrong me you dumb mother fucker, hahaha.

by A.I.B January 21, 2020

Aveposter

A Spammer. Such as those who talk pure nonsense on internet forums, internet communities or IRC. Or those who flood IRC channels with Nonsense, or Spam.

"Holy Cow! Mr. HighWater just posted 5,000 pornographic links on the IGN Forums! That Aveposter!"

by Zathman November 29, 2003