australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.

Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?

by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010

Australian Spiderman

The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.

Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"

by Mr. Magnum January 1, 2009

australian

people that live in Australia.
people with the best accents ever.

G'day mate. I'm speaking Australian.

by cookiequeens December 23, 2009

Austin

Austin can be VERY gay but also VERY straight you never know.

Girl one:Did you see Austin got a knew boyfriend
Girl two : wasn't he straight last week

by Eminem. Com May 22, 2021

Australia Kiss

Its kind of like a Frech kiss, but its just south of the equator

"Yo, Nigs, I just gave this drunk girl the australia kiss"

by Cliff Bone February 4, 2005

Austin Powers teeth

Jacked up looking teeth like from the movie Austin Powers.

Thomas: Hey, did you see that girl back there?
Tyler: Yeah. Man she had Austin Powers teeth.
Thomas and Tyler: Hahahaha

by Tall_Dave April 15, 2006

Australian Rules

Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.

The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys

by aussie_babee December 1, 2009