Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Bone apple tea

Bone apple tea is common misspelling of the common French phrase "bon appetit". But via a mix of poor translation and illertacy, some people pronounce it "bone apple tea".

Guy 1: "this shit looks good, bone apple tea!"

Guy 2:"pardon?"

by RaRaRatpoisen May 6, 2020

idek Apple iDeck

A phrase made by Zek Sanchez#3502 which is just a fun way to say "idek" or "I don't even know."
Pronounced as "eye deck Apple eye deck."

Random person: Uhh… What's the approximate size of the universe?
Zek: Bruhv idek Apple iDeck

by Zek Sanchez June 20, 2020

cum apple

when i cum in abels apple

hey you cum apple -d me

by abels cum apple April 3, 2021

Eli Apple

1. A cornerback whose skill is thrown out the window

2. One who is the son of every wide receiver in the National Football League

Eli Apple is a trash cornerback!

by ThatFatClown February 14, 2022

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010