Anky Wanky

Adj. To have a little wank

Heading home for an anky wanky now, see you later.
Mad for an anky wanky tonight.
Kris you had an anky wanky today?

by radm4 February 5, 2008

Ankle Scrunchie

A scrunchie, or scrunchie's, worn around the ankle that is meant as a sign of disrespect to modern VSCO culture. It is counted as disrespectful because of the close proximity to the foot, which is generally a stinky body part.

One could also wipe their heiny with a scrunchie thus showing disrespect, but would be very uncomfortable.

Joe: "Hey Kyle why are you wearing ankle scrunchies?"

Kyle: "To really stick it to the VSCO girls and Candy Ken! They're right next to me smelly ooo stinky stinky feet!"

Joe: "Tight, Ima go cop some ankle scrunchies too! Screw you VSCO girls!"

by Slippery Loofa October 22, 2019

ankle grabbing

The act of having sex when in a communal shower. Usually seen in jails.

aka Dropping the soap.

Let me grab my ankles and we will have some fun.

by alicey July 7, 2003

ankoun

A village in Lebanon, where random shit happens.

Person 1: did you here what happened in ankoun yesterday?
Person 2: yeah, random shit happened again.

by Mr_Peanut February 7, 2015

ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

Ankle-back

An extreme form of necking, also known known as an ankle-neck. Originated by Miley Cyrus, maybe. The act of kicking the back of someone's foot extremely hard to the point that the person is unable to walk.

Dude, I had to ankle-back this cat. He was being mad disrespectful.

by ProfessorLie October 10, 2016

ankle master

Someone who is great at basketball and breaks ankles when he or she plays

I am the ankle master playing basketball

by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017