android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu

android phones are paperweights

by 584940493395874392034839394 March 9, 2024

android

a phone for broke asses and fucking losers

Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”

by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024

androidmanifest.xml

A XML file used for manifesting information in a apk file. gn

Ps: you can't run a apk file without it.

I forgot to add a AndroidManifest.xml file in my apk file that I was making. So when I tried to install the apk file, it said "parse error" because I forgot to add the AndroidManifest.xml file to my apk file.

by G-why is this?-N April 21, 2024

Android user

Also known broke boy/girl dumbass but most importantly you are GAY. Android brand is also the top leading brand in the lgbt community look it up. Anyone that disagrees is GAY so might as well get an android if you don’t already have one you fucking faggot.

Android user means gay/broke

Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android

Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya

by Noneofyourfuckingbizness August 6, 2024

androidtard

someone who systematically hates on apple without proof. they are trolls, and they can never come up with valid reasons to prove their point. the androidtard is so ignorant, they just hate on apple like they are a robot who is preprogrammed to use prewritten responses generated by their own type which was a mistake of the development of earth

me - the iphone 16 pro was an exciting release
androidtard - it was a brick because it doesnt have a green or brown logic board
me - bruh what is that logic, a black logic board is so much better as its faster and more accurate than that
androidtard - i even prefer micro usb its better cuz it is cheap and teaches tolerance
me - ?ban noappeal androidtard absolute troll get a life

by 584940493395874392034839394 January 22, 2025

Android

Android has many meanings.
Type of robot.
Company that was bought by Google and doesn't exist anymore.
An operating system.
Any phone that runs Android.

"this isn't human, it's an android"
"I used to work for the Android company"
"My phone runs Android, so it's an Android"

by Clark Bloomberg March 6, 2026

Androidation

Androidation "n.f." (du mot androïde et du suffixe -ation) 1. État psychologique d’une personne se sentant déconnectée de la réalité humaine en raison d'une exposition excessive dans un environnement technologique, qui poursuit ensuite du sentiment d'être un androïde/robot, peut importe le contexte. Similaire à l'aliénation moderne.

Androidation: "Alexis trouve qu'il passe énormément de temps sur des appareils électroniques. Comme le font tous les autres. Tellement qu'il ne se sent plus humain. Comme si la technologie était en lui, qui était comme du bétail manufacturé dans une usine. Il est androidé. Il se sent comme un Robot."

by ĐɌÅX_ȵƑ₮ June 27, 2025