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Anal Blow

After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.
Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.
by constructit69 August 14, 2009
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mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal
by Babettebear January 24, 2017
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anal lockdown

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.
Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.
by bmdbmdb January 13, 2014
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Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday
by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010
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Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.
Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.
by MuffCPA November 7, 2011
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Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.
What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.
by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023
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anal slinky

a group of five or more males having sex on a staircase and the male at the top finishes on the male behind/below and so forth until the bottom of the stairs
oi fam me and my flatmates did anal slinky last night watch out the stairs are slippery
by ChuckMaster87 January 8, 2017
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