Anal Blossom

When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.

Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!

by DonkeyDicks121 December 22, 2020

anal slinky

a group of five or more males having sex on a staircase and the male at the top finishes on the male behind/below and so forth until the bottom of the stairs

oi fam me and my flatmates did anal slinky last night watch out the stairs are slippery

by ChuckMaster87 January 8, 2017

mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?

Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal

by Babettebear January 24, 2017

anal lockdown

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.

Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.

by bmdbmdb January 13, 2014

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.

"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"

by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009