anal football
The act of putting a deflated football up your rear hole and then inflating it to have a memorable sensation
anal football by My handle is Ian November 26, 2017
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anal hiroshima
When your taking a shit and it sprays everywhere. A less offensive alternative to "anal holocaust". See anal holocaust.
That poor bastard who walked into the men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal hiroshima.
anal hiroshima by M. Ward September 10, 2005
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anal bleaching
Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.
When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.
This last observation puzzled Canula.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.
When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.
This last observation puzzled Canula.
anal bleaching by Luigi the real one stop stealing my name May 3, 2006
Anal Nigger
A nigger, usually male, who loves to take it from the behind. Anal Niggers will have have anal intercourse with you if you offer them a watermelon or grape juice or fried chicken.
Anal Nigger by Cowboy666 September 22, 2013
anal fever
anal fever by MC Derf July 25, 2006
anal chamber
Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!
Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-
Guy 1: No dude, even better!
Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?
Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.
Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-
Guy 1: No dude, even better!
Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?
Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.
anal chamber by BrianFromFamilyGuy August 12, 2009