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OWL

I should ask one of my OWLs if this girl is right for me.
by Wallaker21 May 28, 2022
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Lousy Owl

On the surface a good person, but underneath there's a dark side that's been repressed and is just waiting to come out. Usually from disagreement, or from alcohol, these people will turn from friendly to hateful and spiteful at the drop of a hat.

The kind of person that you can't believe beats his wife, that guy you don't drink with anymore, if you disagree in the slightest they become a very mean and spiteful person.
"Hoss is a great guy for the most part, but there's a lousy owl lurks in him."
"Watch out with them, that's a group of lousy owls"
by evil texan December 22, 2023
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owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.
Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.
by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018
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OWL

Old White Lady.

A 50+ conservative woman on social media, essentially a Karen and Boomer combined, who harasses minorities online yet plays the victim card when challenged and yells at anyone with a hidden account as being a Russian spy. Despite being extremely conservative, they will often lie they are liberal.
Mexican: I was posting on Facebook that US policies are detrimental to Mexico and some psycho was yelling at me that I must be a Russian because she couldn't stalk my profile and how all accounts with Mexican names are fake.

African American: Oh she must be an OWL, aka an Old White Lady. They're the same type of racists who say they can make racist comments against African American men because they're women.
by NadoCaracara April 26, 2023
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superb owl party

code name for a super bowl party, but a way to get around saying "super bowl" so a restaurant doesn't need to pay the NFL. the term comes from the show "what we do in the shadows" where the main characters go to a super bowl party only to be disappointed there are now owls
Mike: Hey Frank are you excited for next weeks superb owl party?

Frank: Hell ya! Lets go Patriots!
by Mind_Flare February 13, 2022
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Superb Owl

It seems you don't know how to spell.

When you misspell "super bowl".
text from a friend: Oh hey, did you watch the superb owl?

me: Yeah, how'd you know I was stalking an owl?
by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021
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Owl bath

When you and your partner take a bath together in which both of you have urinated in it. Strictly falling on a Sunday with an owl watching
Omg Brandon and I had an owl bath and it was surprisingly moisturizing for my skin. I can’t believe we didn’t try this sooner!
by amandajordanxo July 7, 2020
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