Allen is the best man in the world. Sends the cat kiss meme to his platonic boyfriend every day and the nicest guy you’ll meet. Prettiest and handsomest of boys. He gives the best virtual hugs, and has the best voice ever. Loves horror, even though it makes him paranoid. <3
by AllenIsMyHusband May 4, 2023

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.
There is no treatment for this disease.
There is no treatment for this disease.
by Whataluck July 29, 2018

by crimsoncatana July 8, 2021

Zoe Allen .
Zoe Allen is the most amazing girl you will
Meet!!!!!!!, she always makes you smile and cares about everyone, zoe Allen puts her friends and family first and anyone to ever meet Zoe Allen is a very lucky person. Zoe Allen has such an amazing smile and is so beautiful on the inside and out , zoe allen is one of those people you always wanna be around. Even when she is upset she still is so adorable, zoe allen overall is just a special person to everyone that gets to know her and everyone loves her for her .
Zoe Allen is the most amazing girl you will
Meet!!!!!!!, she always makes you smile and cares about everyone, zoe Allen puts her friends and family first and anyone to ever meet Zoe Allen is a very lucky person. Zoe Allen has such an amazing smile and is so beautiful on the inside and out , zoe allen is one of those people you always wanna be around. Even when she is upset she still is so adorable, zoe allen overall is just a special person to everyone that gets to know her and everyone loves her for her .
by Ari.B123 April 21, 2018

To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.
Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025
