Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.

That drunk asshole behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

by Sallie O'Malley May 11, 2008

j'aibe soin d'un crayon

In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"

Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown

by The Hen February 27, 2005

American Abercrombie Whiner

An American who complains about a and f prices, where in reality, Canadians and Europeans pay up to twice as much for something from there. $25 t shirt in America=$40-$70 Canadian.

American: "wow, A and F is for wanna be rich people, but its nothing compared to Armani Exchange!"

Canadian: uhhhh, it's not rich people clothing, but its so cheap in America. Armani Exchange is the same as a and f here! Wow, what a stupid American Abercrombie Whiner."

(True story) $80 hoodie in America, $110 in Canada. THAT IS NOT AN EXCHANGE RATE!

by UhOhHotDog69 February 9, 2010

abercrombie

a store which i will never understand. I mean, most of the guy's clothing there is for gay men, and yet, a lot of straight men get shirts there. And the thing that ticks me off the most is that their 'models' wear no clothing. Good advertising.

Metro: Dude, lets go to A&F
Straight: Yo, that place is for fags.
Metro: Dude, you're just saying that cuz you aint got no money. hahaha

by T. Lex February 9, 2005

Abercrombie and Fitch

really expensive store. ridiculous how much a shirt costs but I shop there every once in a while if theres stuff on sale or if theres stuff on ebay but I save up my own $ I don't spend my parents. why does it really matter where people shop its the person that matters and all that crap. People that shop at a&f shouldn't diss people that shop at hot topic and vice versa. theres just a stereotype. I mean I shop at ht sometimes and marshalls and tj max so ppl that shop there arent all rich stuck up b*tches but some are. skirts are slutty they are really short but some stuff is kinda cool. I have to say though that guys that shop there bug me...

person 1: I went to a&f over the weekend
person 2: omg how do afford it?!?!?! its so expensive!
person 1: I saved up some $ and my parents gave me some too. I've been saving for a year now.

by fair but true May 13, 2005

Abercrombie

The Hot Topic for jocks, whores, and fat chicks who just want to fit in.

The store sells pants they pull off of dying people in Africa, sew a Abercrombie tag on and then sell for the price of a baby elephant.

Shirts can also be found that sport unwitty slogans like "I'm straight but I can take it up the butt, like my mother." These shirts are usually made to look vintage through a process involving illegal immigrants urinating on them for hours.

The underwear sold there come with premade cigarette burn holes to the crotch so when your father is done raping you in one of his booze-fueled rampages, he won't have to bother burning through clothes to scrotch your suculent flesh.

After the wrestling team "took showers" they all bought vintage leather thongs at Abercrombie, with the money their mother gets from sucking peepee.

by Stuart James October 9, 2005

Aberwhore

a young female aged 11-21 that dresses primarilly in name brands such as abercrombie, american eagle and other preppy 60$ thong companies. they wear victorias secret. dont like to get their hair wet in the pool. and are named names like "Summer" "stephanie" and "nicole"

JD: hey steph u like my new shirt.

Steph: ew. what is that? urban outifitters. Gross

JD: steph ur such an aberwhore

by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009