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Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
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Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)
by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025
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cruise highway hundred

When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream."
u gonna go cruise highway hundred tonite wit ur new liscence?
by Wayne from Ferrantes June 27, 2003
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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.
by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021
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cruise

Slang for sunglasses, inspired by the iconic shades worn by Tom Cruise in his blockbuster films like "Mission Impossible 7: Dead Reckoning" (2023), "American Made" (2017), "Top Gun" (1986), and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022). These sunglasses symbolize style and coolness.
Check out my new cruise; they totally give me that Tom Cruise vibe from 'Top Gun: Maverick'!
by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025
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cruise oj

Ridin' through Old Jamestown in North County Saint Louis, usually smoking marijuana. Many of the young locals participate in this activity, a pastime of NoCo.
"Yo, dude! Dealer just came through, let's go cruise OJ!"
by The HenceSP September 19, 2017
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Cruise

They're awesome and active people. They like to be adventurous and is good at many things. They are talented and make friends easily. They are good with ladies and they have a big penis.
by Randomperson2008 October 18, 2020
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