I was going balls deep on my lady, she got aggressive and after a slip, my Mushroom warrior almost wore her Rusty Crown
by Drbigbuds1 December 25, 2025
Get the Rusty Crown mug.Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023
Get the Crowning mug.When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
Get the Crown Pools and Spas mug.by Lil logma March 29, 2023
Get the Crowning Clutch mug.She resisted the temptation to crown him.
by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024
Get the Crown mug.A term used by girls around the world to document, not medical crowning, but the slayage of a true slut. Taking part or doing an act that might receive a crown.
Person 1: Hey girl, I saw your axe throwing competition earlier, you crowned that shit.
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning
by Chabigail Dookiefarts June 22, 2024
Get the Crowning mug.When u have done to many amphetamines and you feel like Superman because you can have sex for 4 hours at a time with only 30 minute breaks
Damn bro wednesday me and little bit left for crown town until mid afternoon Friday. It was freaking amazing
by Lordinvi3 May 10, 2024
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